Worst Things of All Time

Today’s Scoop – Most annoying things of all time.

Today’s post is inspired by my very own adorable, baseboard chewing, hole digging, sweet, tender, golden retriever, Macy. I LOVE her. However, one of the most recent and annoying things of all time is….baseboard chewing. Please see the evidence below. 

This is one of about 917 areas that have been demolished by cute, innocent, little Macy (okay – maybe 7 is slightly more realistic).

Yes, she is adorable...

But don’t be fooled – she is one dedicated, hardcore, baseboard eating machine. However, I’m going to just be glad it’s not my furniture, clothes, or most importantly, my shoes.

Which brings me to my next annoying thing of all time: never feeling like I have anything to wear. Yes, I realize I have plenty. Probably more than I need. But I still wake up in the mornings and go to my closet to get dressed and thing, “UGH I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!”. Is this a true statement? No, of course not. But that’s how I legitimately feel. Of course, I still manage to find something to wear, but it’s a constant battle... (Yes, I realize I have a problem).

Third most annoying thing of all time: being a ginger in the summer.

Everyone gets SO excited for summer, except for gingers (no, I’m not talking to you RARE gingers that can actually tan). For example, see below – my backyard patio is perfect for summertime tanning - the chairs recline and eveything. And my roommates kindly remind me of this. “Guys, let’s tan in the backyard this weekend!”. Me: “Why yes, that sounds like so much fun – laying out in a bikini, drenching myself in 100 SPF sunscreen, getting all hot and sweaty, just to come back inside 2 hours later as white/pink/pale/albino as I was when we first went out.” Awesome. Love summer.

 That’s all I have for now – and okay, these aren’t the worst things OF ALL TIME, that might be a little dramatic.